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Rentally Metarded

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Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.
Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.
Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006
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Metarded 

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The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.
Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.
Metarded by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012
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Metarded 

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acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.
I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name
Metarded by Exiene July 12, 2012
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metarded 

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when you're sexy and you know it
jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal
metarded by Fix_xer August 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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