Me-tarded

An endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
Retarded like me!

My girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she's 30!
Me thinks she's me-tarded!

by Dave Chick January 14, 2009

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

Metarded

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012

Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

by Exiene July 12, 2012

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018