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Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.
Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.
Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006
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Metarded 

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.
Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.
Metarded by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012

Metarded 

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.
I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name
Metarded by Exiene July 12, 2012

metarded 

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal
metarded by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026