help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

help me i'm being eaten by bears by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

please fuck me I’m so lonely 

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

please fuck me I’m so lonely by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.

This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared by TheAnimator01 April 26, 2020

Cover Me I'm Reloading 

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.

Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

Cover Me I'm Reloading by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 

An amazing YouTube mini-series directed by Becky Sloan and Joeseph Pelling featuring 3 main protagonists; Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. Each episode has an education song. Great for kids.

Person 1:have you heard of don't hug me i'm scared and did you see that they're making a new tv series this year sometime in september 2022 on channel 4

Person 2: YES YOU ARE COOL WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Person 1: YES YOU ARE COOL AS WELL WE ARE FRIENDS NOW

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared by camillathechameleon June 30, 2022

Somebody wake me I'm dreamin 

When we speak about rap, it's not only music but it's art. When you have a rapper that provokes thought, then that's rap at its purest form. Rap is not only a self expressive version of poetry, but its life. 2Pac was the greatest rapper ever to walk this earth. He was so influential in all walks of life. Most of all, "he planted seeds in they heads that sparked flames" RIP greatness. Think a little it won't hurt!

"Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
on the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got"

Somebody wake me I'm dreamin by Cali-O April 7, 2006

Don’t hug me I’m scared 

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

Don’t hug me I’m scared by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018