Me-me-i-me-me 

A Me-me-i-me-me is a person who types their own name into Urbandictionary.com in order to create a flattering definition of themselves.

Dale: Did you read the definition of Jen in Urbandictionary.com?
Mike: What a Me-me-i-me-me.
Dale: I know. Most Jens I've met were just easy to bang.

Me-me-i-me-me by Drumcomic June 7, 2018

I me be a melon! 

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

I me be a melon! by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

i / me / myself

hello trans/non-cis community- or anyone really ig

i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am I pretty enough to love back
no not yettttttt
i wish I could be a girl and really
I'd prefer it if you would use i / me / myself

i / me / myself by mossshroom November 16, 2021

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

help me i'm being eaten by bears by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

please fuck me I’m so lonely 

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

please fuck me I’m so lonely by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.

This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared by TheAnimator01 April 26, 2020