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to complain without relent, to anyone who will listen, about anything, no matter its insignificance in the grand scale of the universe.
McPlainer: "My phone has ipod software on it.
And it sucks.
Theres a noticably gap between songs.
It's so aggravating.
Like when you listen to a live album or whatever,
and one song leads into the next...
it's so annoying...
its like a wholel second pause."
mcplain by Hilary Petee August 24, 2006
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Lance McClain 

A bi Cuban boio who just needs a hug especially after season 8 oh and needs his family is that too much to askkkkk and forgets the binding moment
Keith: We hAd A bOnDiNg mOmEnT i CrAdLEd yOu iN mY ArmS

Lance: Nu-uh don’t remember DiDnT hApPEn

Keith: *** LANCE MCCLAIN YOU IDIOT ACCEPT MY LOVE*****
Lance McClain by Inkhaytton December 15, 2018

Lance McClain 

A precious cinnamon roll who deserves better.
Lance mcclain deserves more love
Lance mcclain is bi fite me
Lance McClain by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018
A man that is amazing and smart, has a great heart, athletic, popular, shares, loves the opposite sex, has a lot of friends just need to choose the right ones because he is to friendly.
Wow I wish I was McClain.
McClain stole my girlfriend -Everyone
McClain by hahahha1234 July 8, 2014

McLain Snorkel 

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.
1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!
McLain Snorkel by dystopyan December 9, 2018

Elijah Mcclain 

A young man who played the violin to shelter dogs in his spare time. He was a young black man who was getting some tea for his brother was killed by a officer. Black Lives Matter!
She is like the funniest person ever. She is such a good friend and she has great looks! She can be crazy and wild but that is what makes her McLain. She has a bunch of friends, but keeps her close friends near. McLain is a sporty person but she has good style! McLain is never afraid to tell the truth and she is not afraid to tell it to your face. Never loose a McLain. They are awesome ðŸĪŠðŸ’—
P1: I want to be McLains friend

P2: she is so fun to hang out with!!
McLain by Random person lol April 13, 2020