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Abbreviated form of John McCain and Sarah Palin.
- Aren't you sick of the war?
- Fuck you, I'm Pollyanna and I'm voting for McPain no matter how many Americans they will send to die or how many bridges to nowhere they will build.
McPain by redpilltaker February 24, 2009
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Type of pain caused to, or by, any McDonald's employee.

Referenced from Rodney Rudes song 'McDonlads'
"If i McCome in here toMcMorrow and it aint McChanged from McFries to chips, i'll cause you some serious McPain. Cause ill be McPissing in your McSpeaker and chucking a McRock at your McMenu."
McPain by McRude Follower February 26, 2013
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The 2008 Presidential/Vice Presidential ticket.
"Who you voting for, Marilyn?"

"Dunno. McPain or Jobama? I'll decide when I get to the poll, if it's the right poll and the line isn't too long."
McPain by PrincetonTiger February 23, 2009

McCained 

Put to death for committing treason against the Republic of the united States of America.
I look forward to the day that the wicked communist infiltrators are McCained for their crimes against the Republic.
McCained by DoYouAwoo September 28, 2018
The best computer graphic program ever created.
That boy has some mad MSPaint skills.
MSPaint by The Red Rocket January 1, 2006

Eyepatch McCain 

A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.

Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.
McPhink (Mc-F-ink)

Marshall McPhink. A man who ventured forth into the unknown, is recognized as a founding father of Paragould Arkansas. He brought new people into the city by opening "Sally's Saw Mill" which created jobs and revenue for the city.

Sometimes used to describe someone who does great things.
If you did that, you would be McPhink.

Dude, that would be McPhink.
McPhink by TheOneCalledRabey July 15, 2009
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