mazzen

Mazzen is a legend. Totally wired on the court and incredible in the bedroom, Mazzen is a total steal... its almost too bad he's more interested in shoes than romance. If mazzen were famous, he would be bEST friends with chrissy teigen, and be the best chef imaginable (try his eggplant parm, you won't regret it!) Mazzen is an overall softie and relates to feelings like you could never imagine.

"Bitch I saw you hitting up Mazzen last night..."

"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"

mazzen by partykiller9012 January 7, 2019

Mazzen Darwich 

Top beard, good manatee. Looks like a terrorist, but isn't!!

"drinking like a manatee tonight?"
"Nah drinking like Mazzen Darwich"

Mazzen Darwich by DaveCabbage October 7, 2011

joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon

where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk

joe mazzello by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019

joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.

Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”

joe mazzello by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

Mazen Saleh Sudais

A weird combination made by a couple of friends. Such name derived from one of their fellow classmates, after a hilarious few minutes that came up with the idea of adding two students' names together, thus concluding with this disgrace of a name.

Mazen Saleh Sudais likes chocolate chips on the chuck e cheese plate

Mazen Saleh Sudais by anonymous March 13, 2021

Mazzello Mafia 

A group of individuals who love and support Joe Mazzello. They are generally sassy, kind, sweet and loving individuals but could be fierce and ruthless in defense of Don Mazzello’s life and honor.

The Mazzello Mafia is a protector of Tim Murphy, Gardner Langway and Deacy.

The Mazzello Mafia emulates Pat Murray and Eugene Sledge’s bravery.

The Mazzello Mafia is sympathetic of lactose intolerant individuals and performs a dance initiation called the BAB.

The Mazzello Mafia has an obsession with broccoli, doughnut, Purple rain and cardboard people.

The Mazzello Mafia is alway ready to support the Queen and some male and female friends.

Mazzello Mafia by @jibjab_joe May 23, 2020

Joe Mazzello

an amazing, adorable person.
secretly dating ben hardy but we all knew.
likes to scream a lot.
interacts with his fans which is amazing.
such an amazing actor and if you find him ugly you’re a coward.
also if you didn’t know, he likes to say that bohemian rhapsody was the first song he downloaded on napster, he didn’t realise perm stood for permanent and he had to ask where his mum was in 1983.

most people watch bohemian rhapsody and become obsessed with ben hardy then after a few weeks realise they are obsessed with joe mazzello and are a stan of him.

Joe Mazzello by daisyribbons January 20, 2019