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Your trousers are mawkit.
mawkit by Lorkus June 12, 2007
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1. A grandmother who is wise and compasionate.
2. A storyteller. (Usually an older woman or grandmother.)
3. A wise teacher. (Female) (Usually an older woman or grandmother)
1. Mawkie taught us many things through the stories of her childhood.
2. Mawkie used to take us to the park when we visited her each weekend.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
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Mawkie: A grandmother who is full of spiritual wisdom.
Mawkie told us a story of when she was a little girl.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
1. A very wise older woman; usually a grandmother.
2. A grandmother who has great spiritual wisdom and/or insight.
3. A mature woman who offers spiritual guidance.
Mawkie used to share the many stories of her childhood each time we visited her.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
1) a person who says their w/ jap. girls, when in fact, that person is with all guys.
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans

3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
person 1: he says he's at six flags with likee 6 japanese girls !
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito

person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!

worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
Makito by likesitrough June 28, 2011
1. Grandmother who has great wisdom and offers spiritual guidance and direction.

2. Storyteller usually an elder woman , Grandmother who shares stories passed along through prior generations and family traditions.
Mawkie taught us many things and shared many stories that had been passed down through many generations.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
Mawkie, Grandmother, Grandma Granny, Grandmother, Elder), Woman, Crone, [Mage Spritual, Wise, Storyteller
1. Mawkie, shared many stories about her childhood, and taught us many wise things
2. We would go out to Mawkie's Grandma's house every weekend and she would take us to play the beach.
3. Mawki loved all her grandchildren and taught us many wise things.
Mawkie by Love4Music June 8, 2018
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