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You see that girl over there shes a markita
Markita by applesauce killer February 6, 2010
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Markita Booker 

Super woman; beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, giving; possessing the ability to overcome adversity.
She could never be a Markita Booker!
Markita Booker by RealDeal771 August 18, 2010
Markiya is very pretty and outspoken . Markiya has no filter . Is very good kisser . Markiya would rather be single than hurt and always there for others Markiya would prefer boys as friends than girls .

Martha
Markiya can be mines.
markiya by Markiya March 13, 2017
means a shiny pure white pearl. a very strong and forthright person. anyone named marketa were princesses.
who's the girl with the shiny glow?

oh, that's just marketa.
marketa by thats what i said July 8, 2010

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Delightful,wonderful, Unique, one of a kind.
Markida is very delightful
Markida by doubled dipped February 4, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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