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Sad lonely little boy, with nothing better to do than take the mick out out of people in a truly geekish way. On adult orientated websites. Other words with a similar meaning include, but are not limited to :-

looser, nob jockey, gimp, and geek.
Just check any adult orientated messageboard. He's almost certain to be on it. And read one of his posts.

Maritina 

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!
"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "
Maritina by cartIiiI January 17, 2021

Deer Market 

Its a mix between a Bear Market and a Bull Market economy. A male deer look like a bull and a female deer looks like a bear so the gender of deer is almost like a combination of a bull and a bear.
Deer Market by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 18, 2016
A girl who is very nice, cares about her friends and family a lot. Happy on certain days and has a weird laugh. She is either smart or not smart at all. Although, sometimes she can be hard-headed, annoying and get angry easily, she is a good person to be around.
Wow, she looks like a Marikit
Marikit by BTS_A.R.M.Y06 December 10, 2018

Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.
Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.
Noodle Market by Raypower October 17, 2013

Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.
I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.
Affiliate Marketing by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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