mauzer 

a Roblox white supremacist neo-Nazi who owns the group "Kraven Federation"

mauzer? oh yeah he likes to hit jews n shit

mauzer by offsetlion July 3, 2022

mauerbauertraurigkeit 

The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social tastebuds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavors, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.

My treatment-resistant depression coupled with the adronitis of being your friend has created for me a severe sense of mauerbauertraurigkeit.

mauerbauertraurigkeit by TommyCanYouHearMe? January 7, 2018

Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

Mauser

Mauser is a firearms manufacturing company that boomed in the 1800's under the direction of Paul Mauser and his brother Willhelm Mauser in Germany.

Mauser is most well known from two of it's designs, the Mauser 98 Rifle, and the C96 Broomhandle Pistol.

Mauser created the bolt action system as we know it today, derived from early needle operated systems. Mauser desinged rifles became the standard in most developed European nations by the late 1870's (especially in Germany) The Mauser 98, created in 1898 was, and still is considered one of the best bolt-action rifles ever. The Mauser also featured a five round internal magazine. In a conclusion from the Spanish-American war where the Mauser was being used against us, the United States also switched to using a rifle that highly copied Mauser, the Springfield m1903 The Mauser 98 and variants served Germany through two World Wars, and many third world countries continued using the 98 until the 1980's. Even today many of the most popular bolt-action rifles still use the original Mauser action.

Also, Mauser is generally credited with producing the first practical semi-automatic pistol in 1896, the C96 Broomhandle Mauser which predated the original Luger design by 2 years . Though the borchardt pistol predated it, it was too clumsy for practical use. The C96 served informally in large numbers throughout Europe throughout the World War I Europe, but by far the largest users were the Chinese which used it in large numbers beyond World War II and in many chamberings. A modified C96 was also used as the blaster pistol in the Star Wars original trilogy.

To shoot something with a Mauser rifle.

A Broomhandle Mauser pistol.

Mauser by GunCat May 3, 2006

joe mauer 

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

joe mauer by mauer power haha July 7, 2006

Mauser C-96 

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.

Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.

Mauser C-96 by Le Mans August 20, 2005

Manhattan Mauler

Donald Trump

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.

Manhattan Mauler by JW Driver February 28, 2019