maulkey

I fingernail clipper that is never where it should be!

Uncle Jody looked everywhere for the maulkey.

maulkey by jakersblairo July 1, 2008

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mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

mulkey's law by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

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Mulkey

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

Mulkey by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020