maulkey 

I fingernail clipper that is never where it should be!

Uncle Jody looked everywhere for the maulkey.

maulkey by jakersblairo July 1, 2008

mulkey's law 

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

mulkey's law by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

Mulkey 

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

Mulkey by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020

maukey 

A mix between muddy and mucky. (can be used as an adjective or a noun)

"Dang! it's maukey over here!!"(said in a hick's voice)

"Dat dar is maukey!!"

"Don't get in the maukey!!"

"Dang! I fell in the maukey!!"

maukey by ddawg May 30, 2005

riley mulkey 

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch

Riley mulkey is a back stabber

riley mulkey by daddt ei8309034801jkjJJJ85 May 3, 2018

malkey 

A QUEEN SLAYS SO MUCH IT HURTS. Usually has green eyes and brown hair. Steals everyones boyfriend. has an amazing voice

OMG look at that girl she slays so much she must be a Malkey

malkey by [e-mail] March 16, 2017

Maurkeyla 

a RAW ass bitch.

You had Maurkeyla and fucked that up? She the rawest bitch out.

Maurkeyla by darealesttoevadoit January 29, 2020