Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

Mulkey by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020

maukey

A mix between muddy and mucky. (can be used as an adjective or a noun)

"Dang! it's maukey over here!!"(said in a hick's voice)

"Dat dar is maukey!!"

"Don't get in the maukey!!"

"Dang! I fell in the maukey!!"

maukey by ddawg May 30, 2005

riley mulkey

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch

Riley mulkey is a back stabber

riley mulkey by daddt ei8309034801jkjJJJ85 May 3, 2018

malkey

A QUEEN SLAYS SO MUCH IT HURTS. Usually has green eyes and brown hair. Steals everyones boyfriend. has an amazing voice

OMG look at that girl she slays so much she must be a Malkey

malkey by Dwightschurte@dundermiflin.com March 16, 2017

Maurkeyla

a RAW ass bitch.

You had Maurkeyla and fucked that up? She the rawest bitch out.

Maurkeyla by darealesttoevadoit January 29, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026