maulkey

I fingernail clipper that is never where it should be!

Uncle Jody looked everywhere for the maulkey.

by jakersblairo July 1, 2008

mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

Mulkey

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020

maukey

A mix between muddy and mucky. (can be used as an adjective or a noun)

"Dang! it's maukey over here!!"(said in a hick's voice)

"Dat dar is maukey!!"

"Don't get in the maukey!!"

"Dang! I fell in the maukey!!"

by ddawg May 30, 2005

riley mulkey

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch

Riley mulkey is a back stabber

by daddt ei8309034801jkjJJJ85 May 3, 2018

malkey

A QUEEN SLAYS SO MUCH IT HURTS. Usually has green eyes and brown hair. Steals everyones boyfriend. has an amazing voice

OMG look at that girl she slays so much she must be a Malkey

by [e-mail] March 16, 2017

Maurkeyla

a RAW ass bitch.

You had Maurkeyla and fucked that up? She the rawest bitch out.

by darealesttoevadoit January 29, 2020