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1. An extremely large Memeber.
2. Annoyance at its best.
3. Craziness defined.
4. Lucky Bastard.
5. If ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
by Hos-A January 24, 2007
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Nathan: Hey Billy you see Shoenaks last post
Billy: Yeah hes a fucken Betos Bro
Nathan: Yeah no doubt
by Felma Dick August 11, 2019
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A delusional liar who has lost all touch with reality, somebody who makes outlandish claims that can only be explained with drug use during the formative years
Peter: My sister got a pink unicorn with purple polka dots for her birthday.
Tom: Quit being a Beto! What did she really get?

Jorge: Julian said he will be President of the USA one day
Joaquin: You can't take anything he says seriously. He is has always been a Beto
by Ken Schneiderman September 15, 2019
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The second..BEST motherfucking guy ever!
Mark: Dude Garrik is almost a Beto.
Joe: Yeah but hes no J.J
Mr.Kaiser: No one can a J.J he owns
by BUSTER December 02, 2004
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Sexy guy who is so perfect everyone wants to be around. Usually has a beautiful girlfriend. He is very athletic.
Talented. Beto.
by Adgjl October 06, 2013
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1. Extremely large in muscle

2. Annoyance at its best

3. Crazy as hell

4. Lucky bastard

5. If your a Beto you got the stuff in your pants!
My brother is such a Beto!!
by Angelicaramierez June 01, 2019
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Beto is a clown, but yet very funny person. He makes the whole friend group laugh with a single face. He is a crackhead,skinny, fragile guy ,but is deep inside ready slap girls thighs.He is low key wanting to date, but doesn't want to tell his friends, since he can hoe around sometimes. Beto is a general funny guy with a great heart.
Ryan: *staring at beto
Beto: *staring back
Ryan:*starts laughing like crazy
Ryan: "omg beto is so funny, I can't , stop making me smile I swear Iwill punch you"
by iamlowkeysad October 17, 2019
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