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1. An extremely large Memeber.
2. Annoyance at its best.
3. Craziness defined.
4. Lucky Bastard.
5. If ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
by Hos-A January 24, 2007
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usually a hispanic male or hispanic dyke who thinks they can get any girl they want. usually a high school drop out and bald.
beto: i love you
girl: i dont even know you
by alexis hanes June 16, 2011
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Tiny little kid cute but he thinks his the shit says his in “crip” but hangs out with bloods. His mom fucking spoiles him. Always getting into trouble failing his classes but ends up going to the next grade??If u a girl u gonna fall for him and he’ll make u think he likes u back but turns out he doesn’t. Don’t date him bc he just a fuckboy and honestly he plays to much 💔.
Me:I like you

Beto: oh

Next day he doesn’t talk to you and tells everyone u like him and you end up heart broken
by Betobrokemyheart October 19, 2018
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The second..BEST motherfucking guy ever!
Mark: Dude Garrik is almost a Beto.
Joe: Yeah but hes no J.J
Mr.Kaiser: No one can a J.J he owns
by BUSTER December 02, 2004
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Sexy guy who is so perfect everyone wants to be around. Usually has a beautiful girlfriend. He is very athletic.
Talented. Beto.
by Adgjl October 06, 2013
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A shitty little hell hole Mexican restaurant chain that serves what seems to be horse meat, cat meat, rats, and carne esada platters. The tacos are unfit for a starving Ethiopian, whereas the burritos are the cause for all of the world's sin. Eating here will cause you to either piss fire out of your ass or blow the back out of your toilet.

If you are brave enough, or stupid enough to eat here, make sure you can count in Spanish… as your order number will be read to you in this foreign tongue. With the mariachi style music, the order numbers being called out in Spanish, the lawn mowing and landscaping Mexicans in line with you, the filthy bathrooms, the messy tables, the flies buzzing around the salsa bar, and the stench of human and animal waste… one really gets the sense that he/she is in a different country, or in Miami.

Stay away from the refried beans and the fish tacos, they will keep you from shitting solid for at least 4 to 5 days after ingesting them.
Brandon - "Hey man, you wanna go to Beto's for lunch?"

Jonathan - "Are you kidding me? I'd rather not have a volcano for an ass for the next 4 days!"
by KLINESKI96 May 05, 2005
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