Skip to main content
Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.
I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.
Mulkey by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

mulkey's law 

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.
We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.
mulkey's law by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

riley mulkey 

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch

collyn mulkey 

Usually a great guy in the room with room to go! One who flips bottles and gets called gay.
Ohh man look at that collyn mulkey bottle flip
collyn mulkey by Hahabye2121 December 9, 2017

Nathan Mulkey

Nathan Mulky, the cutest kid on VR chat. lol Nathan Mulky is kinda cool idk what to say.

Munkeynuggetz 

(Verb) to urinate into a sink.
"Hey Joe, I'm gonna take a munkeynuggetz real quick."
Munkeynuggetz by Dreadsdead December 5, 2021

muleyheaded 

When someone is being stubborn.
I wanted Billy Bob to throw the ball to the inside but he was being muleyheaded.
muleyheaded by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Load more