Mallkey

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Mallkey is a tiktoker with around 1.6k followers who is very amazing, cool, confident, charming, beautiful, and utterly perfect. Their mutuals are amazing and kinda weird.

“I have a new mutual who is so cool omg!”
“who LOL”
“mallkey!”

Mallkey by makigay February 21, 2021

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Nick O' Malley

Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.

Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.

Nick O' Malley by it's the ultimate cunt August 11, 2010

Related Words

Mallkey • Malley • mailkeye • malkey • malleyating • Malley Cat • Malleyed • maulkey • O'Malley • Sa’Malleyah

George O'Malley

Surgeon on the hit show Greys Anatomy. Also known as 007. Greys anatomy fans know what I mean😂

I will never forgive Shonda Rhimes for killing off George O'Malley.

George O'Malley by Kailey Girl October 16, 2016

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

Father O'Malley by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

o'malley

1. Something cool, roughly equal or greater to 10 mega-fonzies
2. a legend

1. He's so o'malley- he's uber kool!
2. What an o'malley!

o'malley by The one and only anonymouse February 9, 2009

O'Malley

An Irishman also known as O'Callihan, O'Crowley, O'Toulihan, O'Dowd, O'Houlihan, O'Hanrahan and most notably O'Hara. There are also many other variations. He owns a pub called O'Finnegans and packs massive chomps. A legend in all respects, one that will live on in Irish folklore for many generations to come. He believes in reincarnation and will be reborn as a banana slug in the next life. His brainchild is the NCBA college baseball club team, UCSC slugs in collaboration with the King. The number 7 will be forever retired for all Irish baseball players.

"Nice pitch O'malley, or should i say O'Hanrahan, let me get that chompler."

O'Malley by O'Grinnelahan February 15, 2010

O'Malley

Only the COOLEST last name ever!

Person 1:You're so lucky your last name is O'Malley.
Person 2:Uh thanks.
Person 1:Yeah mine sucks.
Person 2:Haha sucks for you.

O'Malley by shanno34 May 4, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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