mattsmart

A name given to possible the coolest person you will ever meet. A mattsmart is someone who is not the best of a friend, but can allways make you laugh even when they are not trying to. A maatsmart can normally be defined as the kid who shows no emotion and over uses sarcasim.

Person1: Hey Matt, I had a great dimora with your mom last night! It was awsome!

MattSmart: Well then...

by willy 8146 March 20, 2009

mattsmash379

A pro OWL Xbox player who is a sussy baka

“Do you follow mattsmash379 on Instagram?”
“Yes! He is such a sussy baka!”

by FOLLOW @MATTSMASH379 ON IG June 23, 2021

Mansmart

The most attractive woman in the world. She know things that woman should know but she's also well versed in things that mean care about. She likes cars, football, politics, stocks.

Monica Crowley is mansmart she's hot, and she knows what makes the world go round.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

Mattmatics

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.

My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.

by Terrig December 14, 2007

mattstarrbate

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.

After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.

by littleonemolly January 2, 2011

Mathemartist

A person who solves math problems by creating pictures or sketches based on the information given.

Eli is an excellent mathemartist because he drew pictures to help him solve his math problem!

by Frizzy K January 19, 2022

MattMatt

A very strong boye who's an absolute chad. He also might steal your girl.

Even Speedwagon fears a MattMatt

by FinallySomeBreasts August 2, 2019