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mattmart
mattmart by Cloud no sky November 21, 2023
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Mattmatics
When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.
My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.
Mattmatics by Terrig December 14, 2007
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MattMatt by FinallySomeBreasts August 2, 2019
MartMart
A MartMart is a kid who is rejected by society for his lack of penis size and brain. Has no friends and is just a all around loser at life and also looks towards video games to ease his pain. His name is also usually marty
MartMart by Ed the bird November 18, 2010
MartMart
In the game Tales of Symphonia 2, that creepy 10 year old Alice calls our queen Marta "MartMart". Very sexually curious and has a particular attraction for prepubescent boys who have demons inside them. Her best friend is a sassy black cat. Hates blonde girls.
Marta: Alice only comes up with those little nicknames for people she likes.
Emil: So the fact that Alice calls you MartMart must mean she likes you a lot.
Marta: No, it's the opposite for girls. That nickname means I'm on her bad list.
Emil: So the fact that Alice calls you MartMart must mean she likes you a lot.
Marta: No, it's the opposite for girls. That nickname means I'm on her bad list.
MartMart by qwwerttyyu December 21, 2016
mattsmart
A name given to possible the coolest person you will ever meet. A mattsmart is someone who is not the best of a friend, but can allways make you laugh even when they are not trying to. A maatsmart can normally be defined as the kid who shows no emotion and over uses sarcasim.
Person1: Hey Matt, I had a great dimora with your mom last night! It was awsome!
MattSmart: Well then...
MattSmart: Well then...
mattsmart by willy 8146 March 20, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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