mattstarrbate 

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.

After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.

mattstarrbate by littleonemolly January 2, 2011

mattsturbate 

Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.

Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.

mattsturbate by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011

Mattsturbate 

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

Mattsturbate by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021