MattMatt
MattMatt by FinallySomeBreasts August 2, 2019
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Mattmatics
When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.
My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.
Mattmatics by Terrig December 14, 2007
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Mattattack
Cindy: Bobby and I had sex last night, but I didn't get any sleep again because he sleptover.
Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.
Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.
Mattattack by ZOMG101 November 5, 2009
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Matt Matt
Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
Matt Matt by Machine Gun Cock October 12, 2018
Mattattjah
Mattattjah is the name of the handsomest, most intelligent, and cunning people. If you come across a Mattattjah, don’t look at them, they take people looking at them as an insult, and they will throw hands. Usually well-dressed, but can still flex if they aren’t trying to impress. Mattattjah is the most interesting person.
Mattattjah by gangang123476 July 5, 2021
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