mattarella 

1 The President of Italian Republic

2 The act of masturbate on cut off heads, named after the ideal masturbation on the head of the President

Mutti: -Yesterday i masturbated on a detached head
Pilò: -MATTARELLA!

mattarella by Zehumanider June 19, 2021

mastrella 

one who wears shorts even when it is 20 degrees below zero out; also famous for super bowl nick

"Wow, that mastrella is wearing shorts, and it's the middle of january!"

mastrella by Yick Lam March 8, 2008

Mazzarella

The last name of the coolest Italian family ever.

"Her last name is Mazzarella she must be Italian."

Mazzarella by shadowsushi February 12, 2010

mattadilla 

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--

Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.

mattadilla by Marfan67 September 1, 2018

matrella 

rellvfx. iyuxi. matrella.

hey!
matrella.

matrella by iamsuperioriamgod November 9, 2020

muttsarella 

A loveable mutt, one who loves everyone he/she comes in contact with. A very social, people friendly dog.

Our dog is a real Muttsarella. A Muttsarella is ALWAYS a house dog!

muttsarella by Big Rodent September 28, 2006

#Mattarellalivematter

Is a moviment that wants to free Mattarella to his job! He was taking a fly for the Bahamas, but they trapped him aigain doing the president of italian republic!

A: Poor Mattarella! He wasted 7 years of his life doing the president of the republic, and now he's trapped aigain by those dickheads!
B: I want you in the #Mattarellalivematter army!
A: No babe I'm too busy

#Mattarellalivematter by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 31, 2022