Mattzarella

Flamboyantly gay. For some reason thinks he's an actor, randomly quits Starcraft to pursue roles. Pln's favorite human.

Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: suck

by Badme December 8, 2003

Mazzarella

The last name of the coolest Italian family ever.

"Her last name is Mazzarella she must be Italian."

by shadowsushi February 12, 2010

mattarella

1 The President of Italian Republic

2 The act of masturbate on cut off heads, named after the ideal masturbation on the head of the President

Mutti: -Yesterday i masturbated on a detached head
Pilò: -MATTARELLA!

by Zehumanider June 19, 2021

muttsarella

A loveable mutt, one who loves everyone he/she comes in contact with. A very social, people friendly dog.

Our dog is a real Muttsarella. A Muttsarella is ALWAYS a house dog!

by Big Rodent September 28, 2006

#Mattarellalivematter

Is a moviment that wants to free Mattarella to his job! He was taking a fly for the Bahamas, but they trapped him aigain doing the president of italian republic!

A: Poor Mattarella! He wasted 7 years of his life doing the president of the republic, and now he's trapped aigain by those dickheads!
B: I want you in the #Mattarellalivematter army!
A: No babe I'm too busy

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 31, 2022