Mattzarella 

Flamboyantly gay. For some reason thinks he's an actor, randomly quits Starcraft to pursue roles. Pln's favorite human.

Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: suck

Mattzarella by Badme December 8, 2003

Mazzarella

The last name of the coolest Italian family ever.

"Her last name is Mazzarella she must be Italian."

Mazzarella by shadowsushi February 12, 2010

mattarella 

1 The President of Italian Republic

2 The act of masturbate on cut off heads, named after the ideal masturbation on the head of the President

Mutti: -Yesterday i masturbated on a detached head
Pilò: -MATTARELLA!

mattarella by Zehumanider June 19, 2021

muttsarella 

A loveable mutt, one who loves everyone he/she comes in contact with. A very social, people friendly dog.

Our dog is a real Muttsarella. A Muttsarella is ALWAYS a house dog!

muttsarella by Big Rodent September 28, 2006