Spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI

I hope u now that spaghetti come from italian, SO AT LEAST U HAVE TO SAY WELL THE WORD! I'm here to help u babe:

singular: spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
plural: spaghetti NOT SPAGHETTIES
So, let's repeat with me: one spaghetto, some spaghettI, one spaghettO, some spaghettI.

*you're in class with the teacher*
U: ....and we cooked some spaghettI
Teacher: hey, you forgot the plural
U: no babe, the right form is SPAGHETTI, in the singular u have to say spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
Teacher: good... and who told u that?
U: some asshole on urban dictionary

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 09, 2022

straight girl

straight girls are like spaghetti.... they are only straight until they get wet

Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 30, 2022

#Mattarellalivematter

Is a moviment that wants to free Mattarella to his job! He was taking a fly for the Bahamas, but they trapped him aigain doing the president of italian republic!

A: Poor Mattarella! He wasted 7 years of his life doing the president of the republic, and now he's trapped aigain by those dickheads!
B: I want you in the #Mattarellalivematter army!
A: No babe I'm too busy

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 31, 2022

Molise

Some people say that Molise is a region of Italy, but they're LYING! MOLISE DOES NOT EXIST!

A: I've just got back from holiday
B: Have u? Where did u go?
A: In a small town in Molise
B: DON'T LIE TO ME
A: why?
B: CAUSE MOLISE DOESN'T EXIST.
A: wtf

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 09, 2022