muttsarella 

A loveable mutt, one who loves everyone he/she comes in contact with. A very social, people friendly dog.

Our dog is a real Muttsarella. A Muttsarella is ALWAYS a house dog!

muttsarella by Big Rodent September 28, 2006

mattarella 

1 The President of Italian Republic

2 The act of masturbate on cut off heads, named after the ideal masturbation on the head of the President

Mutti: -Yesterday i masturbated on a detached head
Pilò: -MATTARELLA!

mattarella by Zehumanider June 19, 2021

Mattzarella 

Flamboyantly gay. For some reason thinks he's an actor, randomly quits Starcraft to pursue roles. Pln's favorite human.

Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: suck

Mattzarella by Badme December 8, 2003