mattadilla 

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--

Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.

mattadilla by Marfan67 September 1, 2018

mattarella 

1 The President of Italian Republic

2 The act of masturbate on cut off heads, named after the ideal masturbation on the head of the President

Mutti: -Yesterday i masturbated on a detached head
Pilò: -MATTARELLA!

mattarella by Zehumanider June 19, 2021

Mattdillahunty 

To get controlled by your emotions like a child and run away when someone is opposing you

It can be also used as a term for a man who is in sexual relationship with another man in woman clothes and a wig

Andrew opposed his worldview so he mattdillahunty

Mattdillahunty by Jjj098 November 6, 2023