Gubmint

Gubmint - The Government

"On Wenzdee, ah gits mah free gubmint cheez."

by Bob May 22, 2004

Gubmint

A literal criminal organization. Somehow convinces people that they need it.

The Best Gubmint gubin the people the least because its people discipline themselves.- Thomas Jefferson

by YungDaggerDiq March 11, 2021

gubmint

Government, as used by right-wing pansies, used to "protest" progressive taxation against the capitalist class who stole the wealth from the working class in the first place. In the place of taxation, the right-wingers advocate charity, in other words, they ask the capitalists to be generous with other people's (working class) money!

"Waah! The gubmint stole my money which I got by brutally exploiting third world sweatshop employees! Waah!" - Right-winger crying over taxes

by RedBlackBabu April 19, 2009

fejrul gubmint

"Federal Government" as spelled by Shaquille O'neal

Technically this is BP's oil, but you better believe that those greedy Gulf Coast bastards will keep whatever oil they find on their coasts for themselves, and the fejrul gubmint won't do a thing to stop them.

by jonnyrash July 16, 2010

gummint

the government as most people pronounce it here in the uess of aye.

dubyu promised less taxes and less gummint.

by Yoova September 17, 2006

gubment name

The official name that appears on your government-issued identification. Not your street name, nickname, or gang name

Question "Who shot Pookey?"
Answer "I don't know his gubment name, but on the skreets they call him "Dae Dae"

by Out my name February 11, 2017

gubment

A term for the government used by backwards hillbillies.

I didn't get my welfare check, damn gubment...

by B-Zor July 8, 2003