matt rossi 

A hood rat from rockland ontario, He often goes to his uncles house, most commonly known as 2 chainz. He is in the DOPE boys. Orinated rap City.

I just ripped a matt rossi, I am going down to matt rossi, I love taking a matt rossi.

matt rossi by 2 chains uncle December 19, 2013

mattressizing 

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.

Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".

mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015

Mattressing 

When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.

Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!

Mattressing by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012

Skeezy mattressism 

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

Skeezy mattressism by chestwick January 25, 2011

mattressing 

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

mattressing by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

Mattrossman 

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

Mattrossman by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018

mattressing 

an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering

the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing

mattressing by harry dent March 1, 2009