Mattressidal

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 4, 2023

Mattressdango

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 13, 2006