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matronizing 

Acting in a kind fashion which belies a brutal, motherly and domineering intention.
"Gretel Killeen, the host of Australia's Big Brother, is the most matronizing person I know."
matronizing by beninakepi May 12, 2007

fatronising 

The patronising attitude that medical practitioners adopt when treating a person who is overweight.
Patient : I have a spear lodged in my head!
Dr: Have you thought about lowering your calorie intake and taking more exercise?
Patient: Thanks a lot! That's really helpful, you fatronising idiot!
fatronising by Joy Blessing July 6, 2016

Fatronising 

Patronising fat or obese people for small or insignificant merits.
Fat person: "I've lost half a pound"

Other person: "That's great, well done, you've made such progress"

Me: "Don't be so fatronising"
Fatronising by Eddy P UK October 23, 2013

Fatronising 

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.
That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.
Fatronising by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Matronizing 

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.
"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."
Matronizing by Jessesolo April 19, 2018

Catronising 

Anyone who is called Cat, such as Katherine, Katie, Catherine, Catt etc, and is an annoying, patronising and rude buttplug.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Katherine/Kat etc: "God, how do you get through life- seriously!"
Person 1: "hey now, stop being so Catronising/don't Catronise me

Also works in the above scenario if Person 1 and Person 2 are not Kat/Catt, but they both know her, and both know she's an uppity, patronising cow.
Catronising by Bootsyjam January 15, 2011
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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