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Definitions by Bayesoir

Little gay Godfrey 

That auld fella by the swings was a right Little gay Godfrey.
Little gay Godfrey by Bayesoir November 25, 2023

Jill Scott 

Why the long face?

Sorry, pyar Jill Scott vibes today.
Jill Scott by Bayesoir August 27, 2022

Backgammon 

The practice of consensual anal sex between two homosexual Tories.
Tell me, Montague. Do you desire to play backgammon?

Oh yes, Jeremiah. That sounds marvellous!
Backgammon by Bayesoir February 12, 2021

Nepotitism

The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.
I see Tits McGee has a new role.

Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...

Nepotitism again, innit?

Yep, a fucking disgrace.
Nepotitism by Bayesoir February 4, 2021

Corpseish Cunt 

A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.
Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?

Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?

Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.
Corpseish Cunt by Bayesoir January 7, 2021

epic shithousery 

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
epic shithousery by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

Epic shithousery 

When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.

Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?

Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
Epic shithousery by Bayesoir December 8, 2020