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An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
Get the Cornish crunchermug. A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
by Bayesoir January 15, 2020
Get the Coryentesmug. A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
by Bayesoir March 21, 2020
Get the Coronanation Streetmug. Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
by Bayesoir August 27, 2020
Get the Thickophantmug. A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
by Bayesoir January 2, 2020
Get the Cory Torymug. A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
by Bayesoir March 30, 2020
Get the Coronan the Barbarianmug. Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
Get the Faternitymug.