Bayesoir's definitions

Fatigue

An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.

Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?

Yeah, he'd been the gym.

Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.

by Bayesoir October 31, 2020

Epic shithousery

When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.

Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.

Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?

Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

Lardon

The erect phallus of an overweight male.

That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Coryoke

When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.

Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?

Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.

Sad cunts.

by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Corish cruncher

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.

Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.

by Bayesoir January 2, 2020