Bayesoir's definitions

Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 1, 2019

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Fatsman

A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.

Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.

That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...

by Bayesoir December 29, 2019

Weighting game

The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.

How's the diet going, Anna?

Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.

How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019