Bayesoir's definitions

Coryoke

When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.

Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?

Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.

Sad cunts.

by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Fatsman

A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.

Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.

That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...

by Bayesoir December 29, 2019

Corish cruncher

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.

Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.

by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.

"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

by Bayesoir March 30, 2020