Thickophant

Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?

The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?

Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?

Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
by Bayesoir August 27, 2020
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Coryentes

A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.

The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?

Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
by Bayesoir January 15, 2020
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Cory Tory

A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
That arsehole John in Strategic Planning is a pyar Cory Tory, la.
by Bayesoir January 02, 2020
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Lardon

The erect phallus of an overweight male.
That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Corygami

A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.
Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?

Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?

Nah, I made a swan and a boat....

Good bit of Corygami that, lad.

Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
by Bayesoir January 12, 2020
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Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.
That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.
by Bayesoir December 28, 2019
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Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
by Bayesoir March 30, 2020
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