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by Bayesoir November 25, 2023
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Get the Backgammon mug.The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.
I see Tits McGee has a new role.
Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...
Nepotitism again, innit?
Yep, a fucking disgrace.
Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...
Nepotitism again, innit?
Yep, a fucking disgrace.
by Bayesoir February 4, 2021
Get the Nepotitism mug.A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.
Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?
Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?
Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.
Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?
Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.
by Bayesoir January 7, 2021
Get the Corpseish Cunt mug.When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
by Bayesoir December 8, 2020
Get the epic shithousery mug.When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
by Bayesoir December 8, 2020
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