The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.