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Catronising 

Anyone who is called Cat, such as Katherine, Katie, Catherine, Catt etc, and is an annoying, patronising and rude buttplug.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Katherine/Kat etc: "God, how do you get through life- seriously!"
Person 1: "hey now, stop being so Catronising/don't Catronise me

Also works in the above scenario if Person 1 and Person 2 are not Kat/Catt, but they both know her, and both know she's an uppity, patronising cow.
Catronising by Bootsyjam January 15, 2011
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matronising 

When a woman explains something to a man in a patronising way. The female equivalent of mansplaining.
"Judy, would you stop it with the constant matronising"
matronising by xXdeadpollXx September 20, 2016

fatronising 

The patronising attitude that medical practitioners adopt when treating a person who is overweight.
Patient : I have a spear lodged in my head!
Dr: Have you thought about lowering your calorie intake and taking more exercise?
Patient: Thanks a lot! That's really helpful, you fatronising idiot!
fatronising by Joy Blessing July 6, 2016

Fatronising 

Patronising fat or obese people for small or insignificant merits.
Fat person: "I've lost half a pound"

Other person: "That's great, well done, you've made such progress"

Me: "Don't be so fatronising"
Fatronising by Eddy P UK October 23, 2013

Fatronising 

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.
That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.
Fatronising by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Patronising retard 

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way
man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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