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Matrixism 

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.
Matrixism by CaTina November 19, 2007
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mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011

matrixis 

A delightful bald geezer that streams on twitch and looks like a potato.
Bekkeh: what are you watching

Buttonboy13: Im watching matrixis on Twitch
matrixis by lemmesmashh July 4, 2017

Matriotic 

Characterizing a person who loves, supports, and defends the earth and its interests with devotion.
Fond of my country, though I am, I am more matriotic than patriotic. After all, what benefits earth, benefits country.
Matriotic by lisasan December 7, 2011

Matriarticle 

Noun - An anti-male article (report, study, image or document) propagated by the hate-group-movement formerly known as "feminism" (urban dictionary and encyclopedia dramatica).
Jezebel just released another Matriarticle claiming 1 in 4 women will be beaten and abused, without citing the sources or putting it into perspective to show how many men are affected by violence.

'Happy Father's Day to all the Single Moms" cards and sentiments are Matriarticles.

Women's Rights News on Facebook posts a lot of Matriarticles.

For a movement that claims to have the end goal of gender egalitarianism, feminist groups seem to be behind a lot of matriarticles in government and media.
Matriarticle by Beach Schlap June 20, 2013

Matrixism 

Budding religion being promoted by illiterate teenagers on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe the real world is a hoax that's being pulled on us by robots, space aliens, or multinational corporations depeding on which one you ask. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be acid, mushrooms, or some other drug. Because if the hippies taught us anything, they taught us that all the stuff you see on acid is real and makes perfect sense. Hey, good luck with that, guys.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament, however:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "Whoa" (The Matrix).

-Both the Matrix movies and the New Testament start out well but eventually meander off into a disorganized pile of crap into which the authors threw every half-assed idea they could think of.

-Both end with a denouement that makes absolutely no sense and is completely unsatisfying.

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
"Hello, sir! May I come in and talk to you about how Neo and Matrixism have changed my life? No? Oh well, Oracle bless you anyway."
Matrixism by Bevets' Mom January 30, 2006