mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011

Mattastic 

Adj. (mat-TAS-tik) The state of being more than generally fantastic, and much better than great. Rather like wonderfull, with a green tint and earthy smell about the person or object.

A few minutes after waking up, Robb felt pretty mattastic."

Mattastic by Robbisms October 26, 2010

Mattmatics 

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.

My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.

Mattmatics by Terrig December 14, 2007

Mathistic 

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.

"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun

Mathistic by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010

mattastic 

to be very good at anal sex

Wow that matt kid is very mattastic!

mattastic by lerby June 14, 2008

Mattitis 

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.

Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!

Mattitis by creammm January 19, 2005