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Mathterpiece 

E-mc^2 is a mathterpiece
Mathterpiece by djivey May 13, 2011

Mathsterbate 

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Mathsterbation 

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
When maths is being a bastard
Today's lesson was such a mathstard
Mathstard by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
mathsturbation by RVLambo February 1, 2009

Mattster 

An emo mod of the TeenHut forums.

Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.

His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.

He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.

Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
User 1: "Let's make an Encyclopedia Dramatic article for TeenHut"
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
Mattster by Crapster August 5, 2009