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Matěj Olda Pavlištík 

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC
Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
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Mateo Camargo 

A songwriter, record producer and well-known as the guitarist in Madina Lake.
He was born and raised in Bogotá, Colombia.
Used to be in the band Reforma with Madina Lake member Dan Torelli. Is incredibly friendly and grateful for what he has, and has a beautiful singing voice.
Often overshadowed, because most raging fan girls tend to focus on the twins Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone because they are apparently the 'cute ones'.
Idiot: "Here's Nathan and Matthew the BEST members of Madina Lake"
True Fan: "What about Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli?"
Idiot: "Nathan and Matthew are sooooo hot though (:"
True fan: "Get the fuck out."
Mateo Camargo by Livvehhh March 16, 2008
Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.
Girl- I wish I could date matej
Matej by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019
Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very honest and sexy person. He is a very funny and very good gamer. He is better than Fillip in many ways. His personality is very good. Also, his dick is very large. We can say he has a dick size of a large cucumber.
Ohh, look at that boy. He is Mateja. He must have a large penis
Mateja by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019
A quirky boy, yet still very cool to be around. Excel at some kind of sport and a girl could like him but he’d never know. Has one of the best personalities and is very cute. If you like a mateo, first become friends with them. And if a mateo likes someone they should tell the girl instantly because they aren’t good at showing they’re feelings.
Mateo is actually smart but tends to act stupid
Mateo by someone tht is curly January 6, 2020
A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.
Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej
Matej by Giacomelli June 13, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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