matejo

a tall lanky lad who usually has mad eczema on his neck.

look at matejo over there, needs some cream

by Ander Julek March 4, 2022

Matěj Olda Pavlištík

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC

Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.

by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022

Mateo Camargo

A songwriter, record producer and well-known as the guitarist in Madina Lake.
He was born and raised in Bogotá, Colombia.
Used to be in the band Reforma with Madina Lake member Dan Torelli. Is incredibly friendly and grateful for what he has, and has a beautiful singing voice.
Often overshadowed, because most raging fan girls tend to focus on the twins Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone because they are apparently the 'cute ones'.

Idiot: "Here's Nathan and Matthew the BEST members of Madina Lake"
True Fan: "What about Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli?"
Idiot: "Nathan and Matthew are sooooo hot though (:"
True fan: "Get the fuck out."

by Livvehhh March 16, 2008

Matej

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.

Girl- I wish I could date matej

by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019

Mateja

Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very honest and sexy person. He is a very funny and very good gamer. He is better than Fillip in many ways. His personality is very good. Also, his dick is very large. We can say he has a dick size of a large cucumber.

Ohh, look at that boy. He is Mateja. He must have a large penis

by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019

Mateo

A quirky boy, yet still very cool to be around. Excel at some kind of sport and a girl could like him but he’d never know. Has one of the best personalities and is very cute. If you like a mateo, first become friends with them. And if a mateo likes someone they should tell the girl instantly because they aren’t good at showing they’re feelings.

Mateo is actually smart but tends to act stupid

by someone tht is curly January 6, 2020

Matej

A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.

Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej

by Giacomelli June 13, 2019