mateoism 

when u warship balls

“bro i heart balls im a mateoist i heart mateoism!!!!!!!”

mateoism by ppoopoo827107 November 1, 2021

mateoism 

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .

(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism

mateoism by mateoism January 19, 2024

Materism 

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon

"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf

Materism by N.ether August 24, 2023

Matteoism 

The annoying Matteo actually just living, which is incredibly annoying. Annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying

Person 1:"I hate Matteoism"

Person 2: "wuts that'
Matteo walks in
Everybody: UGGGGHH / EWWWW / ETC.

Matteoism by Sophie is November 23, 2023