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mateoism 

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when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .
(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism
mateoism by mateoism January 19, 2024
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mateoism • Materism • Matteoism

Materism 

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The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon
"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf
Materism by N.ether August 24, 2023
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Matteoism 

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The annoying Matteo actually just living, which is incredibly annoying. Annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying
Person 1:"I hate Matteoism"

Person 2: "wuts that'
Matteo walks in
Everybody: UGGGGHH / EWWWW / ETC.
Matteoism by Sophie is November 23, 2023
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Jarlic 

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Minced garlic in a jar
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
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Pitpig

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026
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You the birthday

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
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