Skip to main content

mateoism 

“bro i heart balls im a mateoist i heart mateoism!!!!!!!”
mateoism by ppoopoo827107 November 1, 2021
Words you can keep

mateoism 

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .
(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism
mateoism by mateoism January 19, 2024
Related Words

Materism 

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon
"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf
Materism by N.ether August 24, 2023

Matteoism 

The annoying Matteo actually just living, which is incredibly annoying. Annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying
Person 1:"I hate Matteoism"

Person 2: "wuts that'
Matteo walks in
Everybody: UGGGGHH / EWWWW / ETC.
Matteoism by Sophie is November 23, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next