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mateoism 

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .
(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism
mateoism by mateoism January 19, 2024
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Materism 

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon
"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf
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Matteoism 

The annoying Matteo actually just living, which is incredibly annoying. Annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying
Person 1:"I hate Matteoism"

Person 2: "wuts that'
Matteo walks in
Everybody: UGGGGHH / EWWWW / ETC.
Matteoism by Sophie is November 23, 2023
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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