Masturbationist
Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004
Words you can keep
Masturbationist
I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by FouyA August 15, 2003
masturbationalist
a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.
bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
masturbationalist by Krimson~ November 3, 2006
Masturbitionist
My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008
Masturbationalistic
Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.
Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite
(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite
(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
Masturbationalistic by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009
Masturbationship
A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.
Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
Masturbationship by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011
Masturbationalist
Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.
Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.
Masturbationalist by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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