Masturbationist

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.

That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.

by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

Masturbationist

Simply, one who masturbates. Often confused with the term "masturbator" which is completely absurd.

I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.

by FouyA August 15, 2003

masturbationalist

a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.

bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?

jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?

bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?

Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then

bob: good move..im sure you'll like it

by Krimson~ November 3, 2006

Masturbitionist

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturbationalistic

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.

Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009

Masturbationship

A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.

Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.

by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011

Masturbationalist

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.

Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.

by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009