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one who masterbates in public
Jada is such a masterbationist.
by Bizzoner September 14, 2003
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: β€œHave you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: β€œYes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.
Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.
by Phillis Dickinme February 01, 2010
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