masturbationism

The ancient art of masturbating, reached to its peak level.

John: hey Reddie.
Reddie: I have mastered the art of masturbation. that I have reached masturbationism.
john: aight cuh.

by calatation July 13, 2022

Masturbitionist

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturbationist

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.

That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.

by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

Masturbationship

A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.

Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.

by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011

masterbationist

one who masterbates in public

Jada is such a masterbationist.

by Bizzoner September 14, 2003

Masturbitionism

The act of masturbating in public, while in the nude.

There are a few nuts out there who like to indulge in a bit of masturbitionism.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

malurbationism

The act of forcing someone's idea onto someone.

What I'm doing to my bully is considered Malurbationism.

by sarah tamlin June 20, 2021