masturbationalist

a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.

bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?

jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?

bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?

Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then

bob: good move..im sure you'll like it

masturbationalist by Krimson~ November 3, 2006

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Masturbationalist

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.

Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.

Masturbationalist by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009

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Masturbationist

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.

That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.

Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

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Masturbationalistic

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.

Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

Masturbationalistic by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009