Masturbationist
Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004
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Masturbationist
I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by FouyA August 15, 2003
masturbationalist
a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.
bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
masturbationalist by Krimson~ November 3, 2006
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Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008
Masturbationalistic
Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.
Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite
(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite
(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
Masturbationalistic by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009
Masturbationship
A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.
Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
Masturbationship by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011
Masturbationalist
Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.
Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.
Masturbationalist by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009
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