Masturbatables

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.

I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.

by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

masturbatable

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.

Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.

dude 1: damn that chicks hot!

dude 2: thats my mum

dude 1: thats masturbatable

by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012

Masturbatics

The art of acrobatically masturbating.

Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.

by Darryl Strawberry Shortcake September 24, 2014

masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

masturbatable

Worth considering while masturbating.

Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.

by kgnrp March 13, 2011

Masturbatical

A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.

Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.

Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.

by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010