Masturbatables

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.

I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.

Masturbatables by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

masturbatable 

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.

Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.

dude 1: damn that chicks hot!

dude 2: thats my mum

dude 1: thats masturbatable

masturbatable by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012

masturbatable 

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

masturbatable by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

masturbateable by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

masturbatable 

Worth considering while masturbating.

Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.

masturbatable by kgnrp March 13, 2011

masturbatabolism 

A measure of one's appetite and capacity for masturbation.

I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.

masturbatabolism by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009

Masturbatable 

To be able to masturbate to

She’s well masturbatable

Masturbatable by Annros September 22, 2018