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A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.
Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!
by von groovy June 01, 2017
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