mastercrap
mastercrap by star&sky May 5, 2009
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Mastercrap
The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.
It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.
It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.
Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.
Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.
Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.
Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
Mastercrap by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009
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Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
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