Mastercraft
Mastercraft by A.C.E June 30, 2006
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Mastercrafted
Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Mastercrafted by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011
Related Words
masterpraytion
1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
masterpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010
Masturcrate
A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
House Party Scenario-
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
Masturcrate by J_Springer August 13, 2010
Mastercation
Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.
I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.
Mastercation by RoboNasty July 21, 2009
mastercate
mastercate by fistacuffs August 8, 2003
mastercrap
mastercrap by star&sky May 5, 2009
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