masterbout

to think about someone during the act of masterbation; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, sexually unattainable

"I need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on."

"Yeah, I've been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, I can't help it."

by LFatheistgirl February 12, 2009

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Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

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Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

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masterbatorium

A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.

The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.

by Russ Buss April 8, 2006

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Manterboating

The placement of one's face, into the cleavage of a man's moobs, followed by the side-to-side shaking of the head accompanied with a motor-ing sound.

John made many trips to McDonalds on Friday; resulting in a hefty, yet delicious figure. Sarah was captivated by his rolls and decided manterboating his moobs at the pool the next day would be a hot idea.

by D & L February 3, 2008

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