Masterboat

v. The act of self-motorboating

Dude, that chick's boobs are so big she can masterboat!

by Motorboat233 January 4, 2011

Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Maskerbator

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

by Skydash February 8, 2021

masterblathering

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)

Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"

by ginsoak May 8, 2008

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

maskerbater

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

by MBWDT July 25, 2020