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markette 

Markette is used for a boss ass bitch, who doesn't take shit from anyone; but also has a huge heart and will do anything for anyone..
Markette's a boss ass bitch..
markette by 420kat December 21, 2016

falange machettes 

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.
For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.
falange machettes by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

Masketeer 

1. Someone who wears a mask during Covid-19 everywhere they go...under their chins or on their foreheads, rarely over the nose and mouth.

2. Persons who remove the mask when talking so they can be heard, then wear it when walking off, 'cause they're smart.
"Look at the three masketeers coming down the road, don't engage them in a conversation, they'll remove the mask!"
Masketeer by They Knew April 28, 2020
"My girlfriend is such a MASKEETER!"
Maskeeter by Tyler Eats Clay January 9, 2008

3 masketeers 

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...
Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!
3 masketeers by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

Maskedness

Referring to the habitual status of your mask wearing hygiene.
Friend 1: Hope you’ve been wearing your mask
Friend 2: how nice, are you concerned about my maskedness?
Maskedness by JewJuBee September 19, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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