Masive

A term used to describe how a immensly small a object can be.

Bill: I have a MASIVE cock!

Ted:Bill's also the kind of person who, having noticed i have tiny hands and feet, decided I probably have a small cock too. When I (obviously) didn't rebutt it with the claim that my cock is in fact masive.

by Putthelotioninthebasket89 January 16, 2009

Kersal Massive

A UK 'rap' group, featuring 'C-Mack', 'Little Fuckin' Kev' and 'Ginger Joe'.

C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.

C-Mack: "We know how to do it, Kersal Massive!"

by voltayD June 6, 2013

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Big up the massive

This means big up the boys if you all in a crowd you all shout big up the massive and everyone knows that you have arrived to the party

Oi Martin big up the massive

by misterrrjosh November 18, 2019

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.

I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

by XRXS July 11, 2006

Massive Two Shits

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.

by ThePPH February 10, 2015

massive shit

a shit that is massive

"Damn son i just took a massive shit!"

by zolton4126 September 15, 2007