martean

A funny guy who seems like an asshole at first but has an amazing personality they can be idiotic at times but they make up for it by being them, they are very abusive though and will attack you at random times

Martean just came up and attacked me out of nowhere!

martean by Bre breeeeeee August 2, 2021

marthaness 

The act of being amazing. To do as a Martha would do and be nice and kind to everyone, and be simply amazing!

That nice girl is using marthaness!

marthaness by skwirrlz September 24, 2013

Mason The Martian 

The greatest video creator of all Time

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos

Mason The Martian by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

Martian Law 

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.

I declare Martian Law!!!

Martian Law by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

marten 

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006

Marten 

Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.

Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.

Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

Marlean 

a strong, beautiful young lady, who loves to love others but yet is afraid to. Has many "friends" but only a handful whom she treasures. LOVES reading and writing. Total dork. Funny. Loves to laugh. Is gorgeous inside AND out. Prideful. Can be the nicest person ever but can be a bitch at times. laughs for no reason. Does funny stuff. Is a rebel, a daredevil, AND a nerd. Makes you work and take tests in order to become her BEE EFF EFF. but she's worth ALL the trouble.

Fuckin Marlean, you're just so AWESOME!

Marlean by Jagerbomber82 December 24, 2016