marten 

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006

Marten 

Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.

Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.

Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

Marten 

The most sexy guy ever in the history of mankind

He is sexy as marten

Marten by Jahdusbd November 23, 2021

Marten 

Somebody that acts Goofy as fuck.

That guy is such a marten

Marten by Mr. Sigma October 17, 2022

Marten 

A fine lookin male. Male version of Gina.

Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.

Marten by G.J. June 22, 2006

Mårten

He is the ultimate leader of jihads and he likes infants. If you are 13 or younger you should watch out for him. He is often very tall and will beat you to death.

ber careful Mårten can be here.

Mårten by Våldsamma Vilmer April 23, 2020

Mårten

The best human ever..... okey? he is the best

Mårten is the fucking best okey just like he is the fucking best

Mårten by The_Best_Human_Ever April 23, 2017